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LaMaisonGelat's avatar

I shall prepare... by refilling the birdballs for the tits and nuthatches, throwing some feed out for the doves and pigeons, cleaning out the chicken coop and finding a newspaper picture of Tedros to layer at the bottom for them to shit on... Might even print one out.

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Nicholas Creed's avatar

Good prep! Whereas Normie McNarrative shall prepare by lobbying local council authorities to cull anything with wings in a 100 mile radius of his hermetically sealed panic room.

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WhatNext's avatar

Sigh… Shock, horror, looks like we will have to kill off all the animals and birds - probably fish, too, for good measure - and urgently expand on the production of factory farming of insects to feed the world.

Makes me wonder if animal / livestock feed has already been ‘knobbled’, sorry, ‘enriched’ to adversely affect their health but that would be crazy, wouldn’t it?

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Nicholas Creed's avatar

Yep just in case, we'd best cull everything that breathes that forms our diet. We should also volunteer for euthanasia to reduce carbon footprints and save the planet. We've been trained to desire our own enslavement, now we are being trained to desire our own demise. In the meantime, chomp down on those tasty creepy crawlies and don't bother checking food packaging labels for "cricket flour" traces. We all need to do our bit, right?

Nope, I'm cooking a steak soon. From a real cow. Not Kill Gates' lab grown meat abominations.

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